1. If you give your toddler a plastic mallet, please do NOT get upset when said toddler:
(a) Whacks the table repeatedly with the mallet.
(b) Whacks himself repeatedly with the mallet.
2. You especially have no right to act astounded given his prior behavior when the toddler whacks you in the nuts with the mallet.
That is all.
Shamelessly lifted from Tam...
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1 comment:
Great PSA! Please keep informing those of us in the public of these hot topic issues.
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