Who said anything about dieting?

I'm not quite sure what the worst part about this is. The murder? Or not being able to do hard time for it because you can't fit through your front door?

An 800-pound woman. Ugh. And you thought that 800-pound gorilla that was always a monkey on your back was bad.

Apparently the public just isn't ready.

Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero

SANTA MONICA, CA— "I played in career mode for hours and kept feeling like I was playing the same annoying circus tune over and over," complained a disappointed gamer.

It must be a slow news day...

Here are some random news articles to tickle your interest today...happy reading!

The funniest part of this article is the fact that the previous record holder was Chinese!!! HAHAHAHAH!


Ouch!


There are not words...maybe holy shit comes close.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over?

Does this guy REALLY believe that because it was before sunrise, no one would see him?!?

Would it be horrid of me to wish to see him defrocked? (groan) I have to admit, I do have a deep desire to see a priest get defrocked for being defrocked...

My favorite part: "If convicted of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, he would have to register as a sex offender, prosecutors said." Haha! Imagine that! A priest registered as a sex offender...and no altar boy in sight!