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So Dave and I went to the Earth, Wind, and Fire concert last night. On a "Shit to Chicago" scale, we gave them about a 7.5.

...but the PEOPLE who attended? They got a freakin' 10 on the "Holy shit, Batman" scale. Case in point:

Might we present: Elton John as a black woman (with fake hair)?

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Me: What do you think happened to her hair?
Dave: A weedwhacker? What do you think?
Me: Maybe mange.

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Before the show, the following screens were showing the upcoming events and concerts for the venue. (Note that these screens were being shown to the WHOLE venue--not just in the theater where we were.)

Tickets to see Al Green: $65





Going to see Loretta Lynn (including drinks): $50








Using spell checker before 5,000 people know you are, in fact, a moron: Priceless